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poo patrol
we take your crap...seriously!

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Get outta scooping with one of these excuses!

VISION IMPAIRMENT
Can't See it

WEAK STOMACH?
Good try but valid nonetheless!

RELO'S HOUSESITTING
You don't expect them to do it?

DISABILITY
Difficult to get down & get back up

UP THE DUFF
Off the hook...great excuse.

JUST TOO BUSY
too many facebook too little time.
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