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we take your crap...seriously!

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Some sh!tty facts.
A few facts on the ewwww about poo.
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It Stinks​
Its Slippery when wet ...and not in a good Bon Jovi Way!
Its Warm when its fresh & feels like a sticky date pudding in your hand.
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When you mow over it, it disintegrates into a lovely fairy dust that gets sprinkled & spread all over your lawn & yard & inhaled into your lungs...yummo!
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Dog waste is composed of such organic materials as nitrogen & phosphorus, as well as parasites, bacteria and viruses. Eggs from these parasites can linger in your soil for years before hatching.
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Dogs on average poop 23 times a week!
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If not properly disposed of, animal waste can be collected by storm water runoff & lead to the contamination of our public water supplies.